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The Lauren Boyer Rap: ‘B is for Boyer, B is for Boss’

I found this gem on the Internet today.

We all Google ourselves … some of us more than others.

I have no idea who this person is, but I feel like we’d be fast friends. Many people share my same name, as my pal Donald has told me.

I’ll put this out there: I’m jealous of her swagger.

Here are my three favorite lines from the lyrical masterpiece I can only assume rocked the pants off Trevecca Nazarene University:

“Man Lauren Boyer, yous a crazy chick.”

“B is for Boyer, B is for Boss.”

“I never said I was a role model.”