I found this gem on the Internet today.
We all Google ourselves … some of us more than others.
I have no idea who this person is, but I feel like we’d be fast friends. Many people share my same name, as my pal Donald has told me.
I’ll put this out there: I’m jealous of her swagger.
Here are my three favorite lines from the lyrical masterpiece I can only assume rocked the pants off Trevecca Nazarene University:
“Man Lauren Boyer, yous a crazy chick.”
“B is for Boyer, B is for Boss.”
“I never said I was a role model.”