March | 2014 | BY LAUREN BOYER

Monthly Archives: March 2014

The Lauren Boyer Rap: ‘B is for Boyer, B is for Boss’

I found this gem on the Internet today.

We all Google ourselves … some of us more than others.

I have no idea who this person is, but I feel like we’d be fast friends. Many people share my same name, as my pal Donald has told me.

I’ll put this out there: I’m jealous of her swagger.

Here are my three favorite lines from the lyrical masterpiece I can only assume rocked the pants off Trevecca Nazarene University:

“Man Lauren Boyer, yous a crazy chick.”

“B is for Boyer, B is for Boss.”

“I never said I was a role model.”

This is one of those I-haven’t-blogged-in-a-couple-months posts.

But, unlike the rest of you all, I have some legitimate excuses.

So, let’s just cut to the chase, shall we?

This is where I’ve been and what I’ve been doing since I dropped off the face of the WordPress.

1. I got a new job as Social Media Editor at U.S. News & World Report. It’s even Facebook official. I started last week, and I’m super excited.

I Instagrammed my new mug. Don’t judge.